"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
11/24/2014 at 15:09 • Filed to: terrorist watch
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"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
11/24/2014 at 15:09 • Filed to: terrorist watch | 5
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Just got one of these. Smartwatches be damned.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/24/2014 at 15:10 |
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I misread the title as Oppositecock...
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
11/24/2014 at 15:11 |
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You were obviously distracted by the boobs.
Takuro Spirit
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/24/2014 at 15:14 |
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I remember when my school banned those.
#90s
R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/24/2014 at 15:15 |
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"I'm gonna pop some tags, only got 20 dollas in my pocket..."
Throwback Jack over here.
Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
11/24/2014 at 15:21 |
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As did I.
E. Julius
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/24/2014 at 15:23 |
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At least at my school in Paris, these and old school Casio/Seiko gold or silver digital watches are weirdly trendy with both professors and students.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/24/2014 at 15:25 |
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This guy approves!
KirkyV
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/24/2014 at 15:26 |
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The original smart watch.
...
(Seriously, I don't have much idea of what I'd use a smartwatch for, but I want one purely for the sake of being able to bypass my lockscreen password using the 'if connected to this Bluetooth device, unlock automatically' option.
fhrblig
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/24/2014 at 15:28 |
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I bet that watch is older than you are.
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> KirkyV
11/24/2014 at 15:28 |
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I want one for using Cortana without pulling my phone out of my skinny jean pockets, controlling my music without reaching over and fucking with my phone in the car, and being able to see who texts.
But a calculator is cool too :P
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> fhrblig
11/24/2014 at 15:30 |
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Actually no. They still make these things.
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KirkyV
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/24/2014 at 15:37 |
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I really wish Cortana actually sounded like Cortana...
(Okay, I'd totally do all of that as well - though with the far less blue Google Now - but the main thing I want it for is the PIN bypass.)
Gabor Vajda (@Gabor_V)
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/24/2014 at 15:45 |
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Important questions concerning watches of this type:
1. What's its range of water resistance?
2. How many tunes can it play?
There, 90s summed up.
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> KirkyV
11/24/2014 at 15:50 |
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Cortana is voiced by the same actress that did Cortana in the games. It's not 100%, but she's still in Beta and they're adding more of her every couple months.
EL_ULY
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/24/2014 at 15:52 |
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I had one that could turn TV's on and off. So much fun
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KirkyV
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/24/2014 at 15:56 |
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I know it's Jen Taylor, but - at least so far - she certainly isn't doing the Cortana voice.
Pixel
> EL_ULY
11/24/2014 at 16:05 |
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We got one like that for my grandfather back in the 90s(he was in his early 70s at the time). He had great fun messing with random TVs at people's houses, the mall, stores, etc. No one ever suspected the prankster was the bald old man.
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EL_ULY
> Pixel
11/24/2014 at 16:23 |
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LOL! At the malls and stores was so fun :] Thanks cool grandpa!
GhostZ
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/25/2014 at 00:55 |
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My first thought was "20 years later that nerd probably looks like this:
And is making $500,000/year (plus owns equity) in an enterprise software consulting agency."
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Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> GhostZ
11/25/2014 at 01:46 |
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Probably, that's why you should punch him extra hard now, while you still can!
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GhostZ
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/25/2014 at 04:26 |
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No, you make close friends in high school and get him to accept an 80/20 equity split in a company that he does all the coding for, so YOU can look like that and he looks like this:
Luc - The Acadian Oppo
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
11/25/2014 at 10:18 |
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I was more of a Tetris watch type of guy.
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Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> GhostZ
11/25/2014 at 11:32 |
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So, in other words, you continue to bully him....got it!
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GhostZ
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
11/25/2014 at 15:40 |
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Steve "Whipping Boy" Wozniak!